colbas

Macedonian origin meaning the males reproductive organ / penis.

eg. "toi imat golem colbas"
that man has a large penis

by Rob March 6, 2005

collasseral damage

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

by SHLA September 10, 2012

las colgas

3 girls who study in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico that became best friends by taking summer school because they were flunking every class BUT HAVE A HUGE PASSION FOR JANGUEOS.

Ahi llegaron las colgas, those guaynabichas .

by one of las colgas November 7, 2019

Colasante Protocol

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.

"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.

by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019

cobash

This is a very common word to describe when 2 or more people bash another person.

The roughians cobashed the pensioner outiside the chip-shop. Police are investigating.

by Mr Monarch May 31, 2017

colasshole

Colossal asshole; an extremely unpleasant person resembling that of a large, gaping anus. Includes but is not limited to: backstabbers, jerks, snitches, bitches, fuckboys.

My "best friend" went after my asshole ex, making her an even bigger asshole...a colasshole.

by PugSon September 18, 2016

Colbus

noun
Synonym for (a rather large) Penis

See that guy over there? Lisa told me yesterday he has a massive colbus. They almost couldn't make it fit.

by _Zopra July 12, 2023