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collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012
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las colgas 

3 girls who study in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico that became best friends by taking summer school because they were flunking every class BUT HAVE A HUGE PASSION FOR JANGUEOS.
Ahi llegaron las colgas, those guaynabichas .
las colgas by one of las colgas November 7, 2019

Colasante Protocol 

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
This is a very common word to describe when 2 or more people bash another person.
The roughians cobashed the pensioner outiside the chip-shop. Police are investigating.
cobash by Mr Monarch May 31, 2017

colasshole 

Colossal asshole; an extremely unpleasant person resembling that of a large, gaping anus. Includes but is not limited to: backstabbers, jerks, snitches, bitches, fuckboys.
My "best friend" went after my asshole ex, making her an even bigger asshole...a colasshole.
colasshole by PugSon September 18, 2016
noun
Synonym for (a rather large) Penis
See that guy over there? Lisa told me yesterday he has a massive colbus. They almost couldn't make it fit.
Colbus by _Zopra July 12, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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