Colbus 

noun
Synonym for (a rather large) Penis

See that guy over there? Lisa told me yesterday he has a massive colbus. They almost couldn't make it fit.

Colbus by _Zopra July 12, 2023

collusionism 

Living in the State in which you do not know if what you are hearing, seeing or speaking is actually true.

The Nightly News just declared finally that we are living in a world under Collusionism and that there was no need for them to lie to us anymore.

collusionism by Milton William Cooper ll May 18, 2017

Colburn 

When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!

You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.

Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.

Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.

Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.

Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.

Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.

When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.

Colburn by karmasabitch99 February 7, 2023

Colburn 

When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!

You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.

Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.

Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.

Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.

Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.

Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.

When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!

Colburn by karmasabitch99 February 8, 2023

Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Combustible lemon by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011

Combust 

To get turned on or about to feel a certain emotion.

Maria: Jimin looks so hot I’m about to combust!
Anne: dang me too

Combust by Mariethemaria May 29, 2019

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

collusionist by Milton William Cooper ll March 10, 2017