Coffee that is
drunk solely for the purpose of taking in caffeine. It is usually watered down with milk and sugar, and always of
poor quality. It is consumed by caffeine addicts because it's a cheap and readily available fix; pleasure has nothing to do with it. Coffeine may taste like
burnt poverty and dreams crushed in cubicles, but it'll give you a buzz just as that posh Fair Trade stuff your aunt's always raving about.