coffein 

Coffein...highly caffeinated coffee one drinks in highly large quantities and which makes one energetic enough to multitask in various unrelated ways.

If I drink enough coffein, I can mow my lawn, do my homework, juggle these random objects, wash the dog and make more coffein, within the next hour.

coffein by Major Dad November 12, 2017

power coffin 

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of

"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"

power coffin by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017

Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome 

POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.

This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.

Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.

I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.

Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher

Yoosung has Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome.

Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome by godd707 February 6, 2022

coffeine 

Coffee that is drunk solely for the purpose of taking in caffeine. It is usually watered down with milk and sugar, and always of poor quality. It is consumed by caffeine addicts because it's a cheap and readily available fix; pleasure has nothing to do with it. Coffeine may taste like burnt poverty and dreams crushed in cubicles, but it'll give you a buzz just as that posh Fair Trade stuff your aunt's always raving about.

Marla slugged down the rest of the coffeine they were serving in styrofoam cups at the morning conference. It was times like these that she really hated herself.

coffeine by bachunderground September 9, 2013

coffin guys 

a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy

me: steps on lego

coffin guys: dancing intensifies

coffin guys by toss boy is god April 16, 2020

Caffeine Life Support 

A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.

Caffeine Life Support by vivajobama December 24, 2010

caffeine 

The only drug it's socially acceptable to be completely addicted to.

"Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.

caffeine by Trajork September 15, 2009