coffenie

coffee and caffeine

how much coffenie have you had today

by ghost in it January 26, 2021

coffeine

Coffee that is drunk solely for the purpose of taking in caffeine. It is usually watered down with milk and sugar, and always of poor quality. It is consumed by caffeine addicts because it's a cheap and readily available fix; pleasure has nothing to do with it. Coffeine may taste like burnt poverty and dreams crushed in cubicles, but it'll give you a buzz just as that posh Fair Trade stuff your aunt's always raving about.

Marla slugged down the rest of the coffeine they were serving in styrofoam cups at the morning conference. It was times like these that she really hated herself.

by bachunderground September 9, 2013

coffeine

caffeine obtained from coffee

This morning, I brewed some java to get a coffeine rush.

by coffeerocks! September 7, 2007

Coffélier

A "sommelier" but of the coffee world. A professional in the realm of all-things Coffee.

I hired a coffélier to decide which coffee best suited the party I was hosting. The coffélier found a suitable dark-roast to compliment the occasion: my mother's death.

by coffélier April 20, 2024