java

coffee

by plan B November 06, 2003

java

A programming language despised by many veteran programmers as it allows interns to do 95% of the things they do in half the time and without their pasty complexion, decades of hard graft and countless weekends lost at the Games Workshop.

The veterans wear the forbidden knowledge of pointer arithmetic and varargs as a badge of status and power in much the same way as a fat middle aged shift manager at McDonalds would dangle a large bunch of from a belt clip in the hope of jabbing his pudgy, nicotine stained finger into a confused and vulnerable trainee.

"Garbage collection! That's what Biffa do isn't it?"

by JdeMolay February 24, 2005

java

Some part of Indonesia.

by ---- March 03, 2003

java

A fully object-oriented programming language. Despised by some, it does not compile to machine code as most languages do, but rather to some "bytecode" that is interpreted by the Java Virtual Machine, which is basically emulation no matter what Sun says. Java programs run relatively slowly, but the syntax is pretty easy, and based on C and C++.

Java is a slow mid-level programming language.
System.out.println ("This is java.");

by M Daniell August 02, 2004

java

An object oriented programing language that is based on C++. It is compiled into Java bytecode, which can be run by a Java virtual machine on any computer. While Java programs are typicaly slower than their counterparts, they can run on any platform capable of runing the JVM.
Java should not be confused with Javascript, a scripting language that only shares a name and some syntax.

public class java{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.prinln("Hello World");
}
}

by P.108 March 04, 2006

java

coffee (from the Indonesian island coffee was exported from)

My mom can't wake up without a cup of java.

by Light Joker July 20, 2005

java

A small brown Chihuahua that gets treated like a human being although it is obviously just a small, albeit adorable, dog.

Easy ways to spot a Java:
1. has it's own social networking page.
2. dressed in some sort of girly matching dog costume meant to mimic the way a human being would dress.
3. entrance into a room is shortly followed by "ooooh" and "awwww".
4. spotted being carried in a purse or satchel

JJ: Wow although patty is a great dog, I wish I had a dog like Java!

by megachiller October 03, 2010