toroboy's definitions

Hollywood fuck-off

The polite way of telling you that you suck. Used in showbiz and delivered with a smile so that you are blissfully unaware of the truth until you have time to contemplate what has been delivered.

Record company exec: "you guys are really great.....really, here's your card back we'll call you."
Wannabe 1: "hey man I think he likes us."
Wannabe 2: "no way dude that was totally a hollywood fuck-off - we sucked."

Record company exec: "I really loved what you were trying to do there"
Wannabe 1: "hey man he really likes us."

.... you get the idea.

by toroboy October 5, 2009

Mall fatigue

The feeling experienced prior to christmas day when you simply can't continue shopping due to excessive tiredness, confusion and anxiety. Usually triggered by many hours spent in shopping malls, mall fatigue will cause you make bad consumer decisions in an attempt to finish quickly and escape the horror of the christmas shopping rush.

Shopper 1: "I simply can't go on. I think I have mall fatigue."
Shopper 2: "I can tell - your eyes are red and you can't walk in a straight line."
Shopper 1: "I know. Make it stop!"

by toroboy December 30, 2009

2 and 4 crowd

At a concert, a hip audience is known as a 2 and 4 crowd (as opposed to a 1 and 3 crowd). It refers to the beat that the crowd is likely to clap along to.

Bob: "Man great audience tonight, we were rockin'"
Mick: "Yeah man, they were definitely a 2 and 4 crowd!"

by toroboy January 30, 2010

Cheesemaker

A man with an uncircumcised penis.

So called because, if unwashed, the region between the head of the penis and the uncircumcised skin could develop a sweaty, smelly residue - a bit like smelly cheese.

Paul was glad he wasn't a cheesemaker because he only washed once a week.

by toroboy July 18, 2009

Coffeeing

To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.

Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.

by toroboy February 9, 2010

next

The statement you use when someone clearly has no talent and/or is unworthy of praise, status or limelight of any sort.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.

Mick: "man, that guy's act really sucks"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"

or -

Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"

by toroboy October 5, 2009

Tour Stink

The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.

"Dude, Angus really smells funky".

"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"

by toroboy December 17, 2009