glitterglamsparkles's definitions

Cock Destroyer

An absolute queen who knows EXACTLY what to do with that cock until it finishes. She's super confident about her skills, and loves to flaunt her bootylicious body.

Max - ugh I'm so tired. My girlfriend's an absolute cock destroyer gah

by glitterglamsparkles October 10, 2019

Citrus sting

When you're peeling citrus fruits (like orange or lemon) and that peel juice squirts in your eyes. That stinging feeling is called a citrus sting

AAAhhh my eyes are burning. Citrus sting is not cool yo! an someone finish peeling this orange?

by glitterglamsparkles November 8, 2016

Like dandruff in nails

Metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave.

Cindy: Do you like Buffy?
Brenda: Buffy's fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. She's like dandruff in nails.

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

wordinating

The process of thinking about a new word to put up on Urban Dictionary.

I'm sorry, I was not paying attention to you. I was wordinating.....

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

wifi starving

When your wifi is slow or not working, and you're wishing for free fast wifi

Jessie, can I come over? I'm wifi starving!

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016