Coffeeing

To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.

Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.

by toroboy February 09, 2010

Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.

Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.

by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

by Granny pig June 09, 2021

coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

i need my morning coffee

by CallMeWish November 03, 2017

coffee

A legal, addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by MamaBurd March 27, 2012

Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013

coffee

liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

by cowbella March 22, 2009