Coffeeing

To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.
Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.
by toroboy February 09, 2010
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Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.
Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.
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Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
by Granny pig June 09, 2021
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coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder
by CallMeWish November 03, 2017
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coffee

Coffee is cheaper than meth.
by MamaBurd March 27, 2012
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Coffee

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.
by A Stove November 28, 2013
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My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.
by cowbella March 22, 2009
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