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Coffeespeak 

1. The distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. All of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.
2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.
Example 1: "short skinny wet cappuccino"= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.
Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
Coffeespeak by esau kessler February 21, 2008

Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
Texas Coffee Break by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

European Coffee Break

A long, elegant pause in a European workers day in which he consumes coffee or tea, depending on the time of day.
He had a European coffee break. He had a long, enjoyable coffee break. He must of thought he was in Europe.
European Coffee Break by gunitthug January 24, 2011

California Coffee Break 

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )
After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

coffeebeaning

The female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her vagina over the victim's face/forehead
"Kerry, that coffeebeaning you gave me totally fucking stank."
coffeebeaning by Ahdinko January 9, 2009

Coffee Break 

It´s supposed to be a fun little break of already hellish tests in Gran Turismo 4,but it´s as hard,or even harder than normal tests,also fuck IA-34
"Man,did you got gold on your Coffee Break in GT4"
"Nah fam,these cones love to get in my ass"
"Yeah man,I understand your pain"
And then they throw the PS2 Controller across the room
Coffee Break by GT4LoverIGuess June 21, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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