Coffeespeak 

1. The distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. All of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.
2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.

Example 1: "short skinny wet cappuccino"= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.
Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

Coffeespeak by esau kessler February 21, 2008

coffeebreakers 

A small team of security researchers known to mainly focus on iOS.

Jailbreak iOS ETA WEN? Coffeebreakers???

coffeebreakers by Nopper June 8, 2017

coffeebreakers 

a single skid, that refers to hisself as a plural. likes to make fake jailbreaks and hype.

here, we can observe a coffeebreakers alt in the wild
shhh, we don’t want to disturb it
these alts travel in groups, ineffiectively brigading negative opinions against them. They survive off of attention on twitter and donations for non existent tools on their website
despite being called out numerous times by Luca and other *real* developers multiple times, a brigade of 11 year old followers still watch their every movement
looks like they’re running out of food. Watch as they craft an excuse for why they don’t have a jailbreak, and then claim to have an iOS 10.3.1 jailbreak by dragging the unmodified ZiVA exploit into the triple_fetch binary on their GitHub. Haxrs
fascinating creatures
lets continue with the tour
oui! They’ve become hostile! By bringing up the fact that the group doesn’t actually do anything, I’ve stirred them up into a fury! I must excecute a mating call to distract them!
“COPY AND PASTING TWO EXPLOITS TOGETHER DOESNT MAKE YOU A HACKER!”
there we go. They’re good and confused as to why exploitation of a secure operating system can’t be drag-and-drop. Looks like they’ll go back to their usual activities like browsing reddit, stealing work and logo design. This tour lives another day!

coffeebreakers by nullpixel January 1, 2018

coffeebreak 

Coffeebreak is the name of our group. It first became an inside joke but now it's a part of us. We are with the 5 of us, 5 beautiful black women. Just wanted to tell everyone that I love these gurls and that I hope we'll meet soon <3

follow us on ig @c0ff33break

coffeebreak, i love you guys

coffeebreak by nyiranyang November 20, 2021