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coffee cum 

The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices
Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed
coffee cum by kvixen October 3, 2011
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cum coffee 

When a man ejaculates his love juice into a dark Columbian roast, and then serves it to his lady of choice. Best enjoyed through gargling.
Phil created a lovely cup of cum coffee, and served it to his lady.
cum coffee by Cumbarista November 5, 2013

Cumming in your coffee 

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”
Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

coffeecupping 

Office term of somebody that goes around with a coffee cup and sips coffee from it, talks to others and in general seems to be relaxed and not doing much.
It can also be used metaphorically to indicate somebody that is lazy in the office.
"Guys, stop coffeecupping around and do some stuff if you don't want the boss to fire you."
coffeecupping by MikyMoose March 3, 2009
(c) or copyright

Originated from an instant messaging program that automatically converts "(c)" into an emoticon of a coffee cup. Due to the often jovial nature of instant message correspondence, coffeecup has become a suitably humorous substitute for its more accurate synonym: copyright.
Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!
coffeecup by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007

coffeecupped 

When you date a guy/girl and you're just not quite interested on going on another date/sleeping with them again.

Maybe you banged the guy/girl very shortly after meeting them (first to fourth date) and you don't need anything more from them - i.e. you've lost interest/found something better.

Essentially the dopamine has stopped flowing and you want something new.

It is also possible to believe that you've been coffeecupped, if you think the above condition exists in the other party's consciousness.
Man I was seeing that cool European girl I met on Tinder last week, she was nice but way too easy if you know what I mean - I've since coffeecupped her and now dating an Asian chick. bang sex dating tinder
coffeecupped by adejh June 13, 2017
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coffeecup by Sicer48 January 18, 2022
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