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Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.
Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.
by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018
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Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.
Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.
by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025
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Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
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coffeebagger

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.
"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."
by towhee March 1, 2010
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coffeetarian

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.
Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.
by Mireru December 28, 2007
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Coffeebrag

Excessive posting of updates on Twitter and Facebook about how much you need coffee in the morning.
Every morning at about 6 a.m., Susan insists on posting a coffeebrag about her morning cup of Starbucks.
by The Stew October 3, 2012
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CoffeeArt

CoffeeArt is very distinctive and separate from designs created by barista's in the foam of a latte.
CoffeeArt is made from mixing instant coffee into 3 different strengths and using that to paint sepia toned works of art.
The artist paints his Coffeeart on water color paper and they vary in size. Linda Finstad is the most prolific coffee artist in the world and has painted 1000 pieces of CoffeeArt. you can check out her work at www.famouscoffeeartist.com
How amazing that this coffeeArt painting was made using instant coffee
by Famous Coffee Artist August 12, 2022
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