coffeebatz 

coffeebatz is a definition of a very hot person so pls hmu haha

Person 1:wow you kinda look like coffeebatz!
Person 2: *lip bite* really? Why thank you <3

coffeebatz by ash ;) June 6, 2021

Coffeenate 

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.

Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!

Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

Coffeegate 

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

Coffeegate by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018

coffeebagger 

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.

"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."

coffeebagger by towhee March 1, 2010

coffeesation 

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

coffeesation by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

coffeecat 

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.

i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.

coffeecat by rockthetandem June 29, 2007

Coffeemate 

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

Coffeemate by VictorySea January 25, 2021