Coffeebrag
Every morning at about 6 a.m., Susan insists on posting a coffeebrag about her morning cup of Starbucks.
Coffeebrag by The Stew October 3, 2012
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coffeebagger
Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).
'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.
'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.
"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."
coffeebagger by towhee March 1, 2010
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coffeetramp
A individual who cannot escape the rigours of the day without dipping his tongue in that sweet black bean flavour.
coffeetramp by Nathaniel Jones November 6, 2003
coffeebeaning
The female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her vagina over the victim's face/forehead
coffeebeaning by Ahdinko January 9, 2009
Coffeecrack jew
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Coffeecrack jew by Equal crack October 2, 2016
coffeebreakers
coffeebreakers by Nopper June 8, 2017
coffeebreakers
here, we can observe a coffeebreakers alt in the wild
shhh, we don’t want to disturb it
these alts travel in groups, ineffiectively brigading negative opinions against them. They survive off of attention on twitter and donations for non existent tools on their website
despite being called out numerous times by Luca and other *real* developers multiple times, a brigade of 11 year old followers still watch their every movement
looks like they’re running out of food. Watch as they craft an excuse for why they don’t have a jailbreak, and then claim to have an iOS 10.3.1 jailbreak by dragging the unmodified ZiVA exploit into the triple_fetch binary on their GitHub. Haxrs
fascinating creatures
lets continue with the tour
oui! They’ve become hostile! By bringing up the fact that the group doesn’t actually do anything, I’ve stirred them up into a fury! I must excecute a mating call to distract them!
“COPY AND PASTING TWO EXPLOITS TOGETHER DOESNT MAKE YOU A HACKER!”
there we go. They’re good and confused as to why exploitation of a secure operating system can’t be drag-and-drop. Looks like they’ll go back to their usual activities like browsing reddit, stealing work and logo design. This tour lives another day!
shhh, we don’t want to disturb it
these alts travel in groups, ineffiectively brigading negative opinions against them. They survive off of attention on twitter and donations for non existent tools on their website
despite being called out numerous times by Luca and other *real* developers multiple times, a brigade of 11 year old followers still watch their every movement
looks like they’re running out of food. Watch as they craft an excuse for why they don’t have a jailbreak, and then claim to have an iOS 10.3.1 jailbreak by dragging the unmodified ZiVA exploit into the triple_fetch binary on their GitHub. Haxrs
fascinating creatures
lets continue with the tour
oui! They’ve become hostile! By bringing up the fact that the group doesn’t actually do anything, I’ve stirred them up into a fury! I must excecute a mating call to distract them!
“COPY AND PASTING TWO EXPLOITS TOGETHER DOESNT MAKE YOU A HACKER!”
there we go. They’re good and confused as to why exploitation of a secure operating system can’t be drag-and-drop. Looks like they’ll go back to their usual activities like browsing reddit, stealing work and logo design. This tour lives another day!
coffeebreakers by nullpixel January 1, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.