Definitions by cheddarz

rellatiojesus 

Pronounced "re-lay-she-o-jesus". A combination between "relationship", "fellatio", and "jesus".

Noun: A person who has zero sex or relationship experience, however is brilliant at delivering sex and/or relationship advice.

Person A: You have to make him feel good about himself to make him let his guard down.

Person B: You are such a rellatiojesus!

rellatiojesus by cheddarz March 14, 2011

ferp juice 

Noun: Any spilled or otherwise created liquid resulting from a derp.

-guy spills water-

His friend: LOL FERP JUICE!

ferp juice by cheddarz March 14, 2011

Comfart 

Noun: A fart that relieves tension and makes one feel more at ease; a comforting fart.

The comfart during the big test was relieving for her.

Comfart by cheddarz October 25, 2010

Pooptop 

When you take your laptop to the bathroom to use the toilet and surf the internet simultaneously.

Person 1: Hey man, I've really got to crap but I don't want to leave my laptop here.

Person 2: So just pooptop.

Person 1: Good idea!

Pooptop by cheddarz October 21, 2010