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Coufartee

The act of coughing, farting and peeing all at once or in quick succession.
I laughed so hard that I did a coufartee, so I had to go take a shower.
by ToriLilly May 18, 2023
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the courteeners

The Courteeners are an British band formed in Manchester, England in 2006 by Liam Fray (guitar/vocals), Michael Campbell (drums/backing vocals), Daniel Conan Moores (Guitar), and Mark Cuppello (bass). All four band members hail from the Middleton area of Greater Manchester, and have known each other since they were ten years old.

The band's debut single, "Cavorting" was released on August 6th 2007 by Loog Records. The single sold out immediately, with all available copies pre-ordered by their friends. A second single, "Acrylic" was released on October 22nd 2007 reaching number 44 in the UK Chart, the video also received considerable playtime on MTV2.

The band have often been compared, both in look and in attitude, to fellow Mancunian rock band Oasis. The band have played down these comparisons, saying although Oasis are their idols, they sound "nothing like Oasis musically".
You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC
Are you sure you couldn’t have found the time,
Swallowed your pride and admitted your jealousy
Sometimes I’m bad, sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably,
should have forgotten about people or things
Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings
- What Took You So Long- the Courteeners
by indiechick. September 29, 2008
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coufart

Coufarting n. (kôf-art-íng) coufart, coufartor; d. One who passes gas from their anus while coughing from their mouth.
The smoke was so dense, it caused the old man to coufart obnoxiously.
by Coufart June 6, 2017
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Courtee

(n) A young woman in a love relationship with a courte with a declared intent of marriage. This term sandwiches date and fiancee.
The beautiful date from last time is finally my courtee.
by Yinka Falade June 20, 2008
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confarted

according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani
1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747
by Miron Man October 6, 2008
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Comfortee

The person trying to comfort someone that someone being the comforted
Person 1: Jeez. This work is stressful
Person 2: Hey person 1 you ok?
Person 1: Not really, there's a lot of unfinished work that I have to get done by tomorrow

Person 2: There there, you have a bunch of time before the deadline, just try to clear your head. I'll be your comfortee of sorts
Person 1: Thank you, Person 2 :)
by GeoLazer April 23, 2023
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Coufart

A cough which induces an involuntary trumpet fart
As I came I let off a coufart accidentally
by Ellemurf June 13, 2015
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