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Confartation 

(noun) A confrontation that ensues between two or more people after one has (intentionally or unintentionally) broke wind, usually to express displeasure regarding the alleged fart. Confartations rarely turn violent.
Guy 1: *sniff* Nigga you farted?
Guy 2: Nigga why you up in my shit? I farted in my pants not your face. Don't make your good sense of smell my problem
Guy 3: Hey are ya'll having a confartation?
Confartation by Qui Vive May 19, 2014

Conflirtation 

(v), (n): The act of flirting through conflict.
(v) Though it appeared that Alyssa and Stefen were fighting, they were in fact conflirting.

(n) Alyssa and Stefen's conflirtation was painful to watch.

confontational 

describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.
Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.

Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.

Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!

Confirmation Wipe 

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
Confirmation Wipe by Lunicus December 4, 2011

Confirmation Bias 

The natural human tendency to hold opinions that agree with one's own point-of-view as more valuable than opinions that do not. However, this can be magnified to an insane proportion in ignorant people, overly-religious people, people who have power, people who think they have power, people on a power trip, and people who hate criticism in general. This may stem from a fear of change, what one does not know, or from an OD god complex.
Most 4chan users have an off-the-wall confirmation bias.

confirmation touch 

when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.
BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'

<insert returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"

<no returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"

<insert returned confirmation touch>

heart confarction 

When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go
Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction
heart confarction by thetruth1999 November 15, 2018