coufart

Coufarting n. (kôf-art-íng) coufart, coufartor; d. One who passes gas from their anus while coughing from their mouth.

The smoke was so dense, it caused the old man to coufart obnoxiously.

by Coufart June 6, 2017

Coufart

A cough which induces an involuntary trumpet fart

As I came I let off a coufart accidentally

by Ellemurf June 13, 2015

Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Comfartable

The point in a relationship when one or both parties are comfortable farting in front of eachother.

Adam dumped Eva when she was comfartable well before he was.

by Lotuschef September 17, 2015

coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.

I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

Comfartable

The feeling in a relationship where you are comfortable enough to fart in front of your significant other; content with smelling a significant other's gaseous exhaust.

Honey, I've finally become totally comfartable with you.

by Rach to the el August 21, 2008

Comfart

Noun: A fart that relieves tension and makes one feel more at ease; a comforting fart.

The comfart during the big test was relieving for her.

by cheddarz October 25, 2010