codweb 

Where a spider makes as his home. The real word for cobwebs

The spinder spun a codweb to catch the flies

codweb by Harriette Yellow June 11, 2008

cobwebs on her pussy 

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

cobwebs on her pussy by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

cobweb crack 

oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.

"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."

cobweb crack by jerry james June 25, 2007

cobweb dick 

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.

"hey cobweb dick"

cobweb dick by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009

Cobweb cock 

cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.

After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.

Cobweb cock by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006

codeboner 

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.

I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.

codeboner by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012

Cobweb Club 

When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.

Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.

Cobweb Club by Dirt Dobber May 31, 2011