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Cobwebbed 

I was giving my man a blowjob and just got cobwebbed
Cobwebbed by bluerose420 July 24, 2016

cobwebbed it 

To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.

To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.
I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off
cobwebbed it by Runner muck February 5, 2014

cobwebbed cranium 

Someone who hasn't used their brain in a long time, stupid.
A: I'm smarter than you
B: Nah, you have a cobwebbed cranium

Cobwebbing

The term "cobwebbing" is used to describe a woman who's vaginal cavern has not been explored for a long period of time. So long that the inactivty and lack of any human presence has left the vaginal cavern overwhelmed with the formation of cobwebs.
I haven't had sex in so long, I'm cobwebbing.
Cobwebbing by Jillayyyyyy July 20, 2013

Cobwebbing

When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance
Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing
Cobwebbing by Leftfoot12 March 27, 2009

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.
I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore
Cobwebbing by Richard November 25, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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