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codeblind 

Staring at code for too long
After staring at the same code all day, I started to become codeblind.
codeblind by mdarby April 1, 2009
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codeblind 

Though you can write code all day long, it's hard or impossible for you to read code.
I just wrote this damn code yesterday, but because I'm codeblind, I can figure out what I did.
codeblind by rkalajian May 5, 2009

cockblind 

1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.
"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.

Cockblinding

The sexual act of forcing one's dick into a partner's eye balls, pushing them deep into the brain. During the ejaculation, the partner on the receiving end typically tries to keep her eyes open wide while man yogurt floods her eyelids.
John and Mary had an excellent cockblinding session in the library bathroom.
Cockblinding by theredcup September 8, 2019

Codeling 

The sound made by a programmer while writing source code.
Person What did you say?

Programmer Oh nothing I was just codeling.
Codeling by FenderQ November 21, 2010

Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.
Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.
Codelingus by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

Comeblanding

Spanish slang word used to define a carefree and scoundrel lifestyle.

On it's literal meaning, means the act of practising oral sex on male genitalia before erection.
He didn't hesitate before that nutscape pic, he is trully comeblanding.
Comeblanding by Sin S.Krupulers September 28, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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