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Cobwebbing

The term "cobwebbing" is used to describe a woman who's vaginal cavern has not been explored for a long period of time. So long that the inactivty and lack of any human presence has left the vaginal cavern overwhelmed with the formation of cobwebs.
I haven't had sex in so long, I'm cobwebbing.
Cobwebbing by Jillayyyyyy July 20, 2013

Cobwebbed 

When your walking through ally ways normally when there's bushes on one side and you get a line of cobweb in your face and you then have to rub your face to get it off.
Dude I just got Cobwebbed!

Ha Ha I'm behind so I'm OK.
Cobwebbed by Demonitrax September 1, 2010

cobwebbed it 

To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.

To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.
I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off
cobwebbed it by Runner muck February 5, 2014

Cobwebbing

When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance
Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing
Cobwebbing by Leftfoot12 March 27, 2009

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.
I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore
Cobwebbing by Richard November 25, 2004

Cobwebbish 

An area filled with spiderwebs, cob webs and dust bunnies. Usually found in dark creepy cellars. A generally unappealing environment that gives you the creepy crawlies/eebie jeebies.
Katie was reluctant to go into her cellar to find ski supplies. When asked why, she replied, "the cellar is too cobwebbish"
Cobwebbish by notsolilbear December 28, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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