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A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.
She has cobwebs in her coochie.
cobwebs by Marjor E December 7, 2006
When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.
James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.
Cobwebs by Sold For Parts July 31, 2011
when a man ejaculates between a woman's breasts. she then presses her breasts together and when they come apart, the semen resembles cobwebs
after tittyscrewing her... she showed me the cobwebs i had made
cobwebs by raaararara May 13, 2005

cobwebs on her pussy 

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.
Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time
I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite
cleaning cobwebs by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Cooper's Cobwebs 

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.
"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."