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A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.
She has cobwebs in her coochie.
cobwebs by Marjor E December 7, 2006
When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.
James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.
Cobwebs by Sold For Parts July 31, 2011
when a man ejaculates between a woman's breasts. she then presses her breasts together and when they come apart, the semen resembles cobwebs
after tittyscrewing her... she showed me the cobwebs i had made
cobwebs by raaararara May 13, 2005

cobwebs on her pussy 

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.
Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time
I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite
cleaning cobwebs by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Cooper's Cobwebs 

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.
"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."
Cooper's Cobwebs by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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