cobwebs

When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.

Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.

by desert fox December 28, 2005

cobwebs

A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.

She has cobwebs in her coochie.

by Marjor E December 7, 2006

Cobwebs

When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.

James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.

by Sold For Parts July 31, 2011

cobwebs

when a man ejaculates between a woman's breasts. she then presses her breasts together and when they come apart, the semen resembles cobwebs

after tittyscrewing her... she showed me the cobwebs i had made

by raaararara May 13, 2005

cobwebs on her pussy

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time

I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011