codeblocked

The unintentional hindrance of smooth function of program code by inferior or bad coding.

I noticed the slowness on our the new portion of our website. I think Joe has codeblocked us again.

codeblocked by the_furballexpress December 16, 2009

Codeblocked

The mysterious hang up of an application due to another developer connecting to it through a remote breakpoint

Tester: My code isn't completing.
Developer: I have a breakpoint set
Tester: you've codeblocked me

Codeblocked by Codeblocker August 18, 2017

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

Cockblocked by Jesus 

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

Cockblocked by Jesus by bombus August 18, 2010

Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

Cockblocked by jim June 5, 2003

Cockblocked By Association 

When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.

"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."

Cockblocked By Association by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010

cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.

ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts

cokeblocked by Elevator July 29, 2007