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coconology

Coconology; the study of coconuts
I recieved my bachelor degree in coconology
by Cocovita April 17, 2019
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cockology

The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?
by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020
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commonology

commonology is the study of common sense.
by Stacy McLovin September 3, 2009
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cockology

The fourth science after Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Cockology relates to the study of the male genital organ.
"Jessica sucks dick like she got a PHD in Cockology!"
by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003
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Cocknologist

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.
I'm going to see the cocknologist.
by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008
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Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.
I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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