"NEWS FLASH!!! Chucknologists have found Chuck Norris' weak point. Soon after, they were all killed by an unknown assassin who wrote "I am invincible" on the walls in the chucknologists' blood."

Chucknologist by Icebolt January 14, 2007

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Cockologist

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.

The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

Cockologist by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

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Cocktologist

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.

This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.

Cocktologist by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

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Cocktologist

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.

'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)

Cocktologist by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011

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