18 definitions by Umbongo - England
Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.
A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
The fourth science after Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Cockology relates to the study of the male genital organ.
by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003
Slang word for 'penis'. Not to be confused with the the other male navigation organ the 'brain', (though often they can be used interchangably).
Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.
Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.
Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.
Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.
In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.
In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003