Chronology
Schedule of events
Chronology by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010
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Chronology of Events
Is thus:
Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
And thus is the chronology of events!
Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
And thus is the chronology of events!
Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
Chronology of Events by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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