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cockyead 

My friend is a cockyead
cockyead by Habadoo March 7, 2023
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General Cockhead 

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
General Cockhead by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012
Variation of dickhead.
Someone who is an idiot or annoying or just vexes you in general.
" Fuck off you cockhead, really piss me off."
cockhead by Adam Dickson III January 31, 2004

cockheading 

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence
So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.
cockheading by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008
Chiefly Australian meaning idiot! Similar to dickhead.
That dude at the party was a real cockhead
cockhead by Lachness_ July 6, 2010
A man who changed his head for a cock, apparently he also thinks with his cock but he is a dumb-ass because his cock only has a few inches so he cannot think very well, he thinks in porn every day, watch xxx movies, masturbation and maybe spy to an innocent granny. He wants to fuck with all people, no matter if he fucks with men or women, according to this guy, his cock can with all.
Mary: hey ashley I haven't seen your brother since the last weekend, where is he??

Ashley: .... he is punished by mum, my mum saw him watching porn and jerking off in his room.

Mary: holy shit, what a depraved!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley: I know it, he's a cockhead
cockhead by CrazySuperMoves August 25, 2009
A man who changed his head for a big cock, apparently he thinks also with his cock but he's a dumb-ass because his cock only has a few inches, so he cannot think very well, he only thinks in sex, watches porn, and fucks with all people, no matter if he fucks with men or women, according to this guy, his cock supports all.
Mary: hey ashley I haven't seen your brother since the last weekend, where is he??

Ashley: ... he is punished, my mum saw him watching porn and jerking off in his room.

Mary: Holy shit, what a depraved

Ashley: I know it, it's a cockhead
Cockhead by CrazySheep August 25, 2009
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city chicken 

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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