cockturd

A turd shaped like a dick that gives you the overwhelming urge to want to suck it off.

I'm sucking on a turd like I'm sucking dick; couple chunks o' shit dangling under it. Thats the cockturd song!

by jbud66 March 2, 2008

cuckturd

portmanteau formed from cuckold (or its modern abbreviated form "cuck" overused nowadays by the alt-right to disparage any conservative Republican not felt to be sufficiently radical ... formerly called "Rino" or "Republican in name only") + turd (shit)

(1) a cuckservative who has an especially "shitty" (nasty / smarmy /weaselly) demeanor; (2) a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white-supremacist who does not display sufficient reverence for Adolf Hitler (like making constant "seig heil" salutes in public); (3) a never-Trumper

Mitt Romney is obviously NOT a cuckturd!

by Eppypotamus January 17, 2020

Cockturtle

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

by Jimbo December 12, 2003

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

Cockturnal

(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.

"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."

by KaraSwag February 1, 2014