cockture

A culture based on thinking from a guys dick. Making life decisions for a happy penis

He’s such a cockture
They think the cockture way

by Funkycacti December 7, 2021

Cockturtle

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth

Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.

by gman91478 January 24, 2015

cocksure

A condition of extreme (sometimes foolish) confidence or boldness pertainng to or having to do with the size of one's penis ("cock")

Only the most cocksure rookie was willing to stand up to the captain of the football team.

by ska_trombonist December 28, 2005

Cockturnal

(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.

"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."

by KaraSwag February 1, 2014

cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.

Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.

by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009