Bush

A plant that has a bushy appearance.

What did you expect? President Bush?

John: “Look it’s a bush”
Frank: “that’s the president dumbass”
John: “what’s the difference they’re both as dum”
Frank: “at least not as dumb as you”

by Cockturtle May 22, 2021

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Nixon

The surname of the 37th president of the United States.

For some reason the top definitions is or was some gay fucking love text about some guy who’s supposedly the nicest guy ever, hey I might be wrong, maybe he is the greatest guy, I should really meet him. Maybe we will become great friends and I’ll go out playing hockey with him.

Some of the other definitions are really huge breasts and sex moves and other random shit. Fuck, am I high?

Jeff: “who’s nixon?”
Ape: “Nixon is the nicest guy ever”
Jeff: “you convinced me”

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