cockmurder

Cockmurder is when an event takes place that just so happens to decrease your sexual arousal. Actions, Words, facial expressions.. Anything that drops the mood dramatically causing a loss of an erection.

Mike: So John what happened with that girl last night?
John: Well we were having sex and she let out the longest, nastiest fart.. It was total cockmurder.
Mike: Yeah, Sally laughed at me when I took my pants off, that wasn't as bad, but was still cockmurder.

Paul: HAHA I heard you couldn't perform the other day!
Thomas: When she took off her panties and I saw that rain forest bush of hers, it was cockmurder. I was afraid of catching it on fire it was so large.

cockmurder by ex1z7 May 9, 2006

cockmurder

Beating someone to death with a huge cock. Usually done with a few slaps to the face.

If that bitch doesnt pay up, ima cockmurder her!

cockmurder by TheNiggadamus January 26, 2005

cockmurder

it was created by me and my friends and it is when you put a big cock deep in someone`s throat until the person dies from no breathing, it has been difused and changed the meaning by Omegle

I am having sex and then I kill the girl cause she cant`t breath "She has been cockmurdered!"

cockmurder by mettrau February 17, 2010

cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.

As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

Cockmander 

A man who commands cocks with an iron fist.

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.

Cockmander by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

Cockburger 

A synonym of ass; somebody who is full of themselves and or is arrogant and flaunts it.

My god, James Shute is a cockburger.

Cockburger by Doctor fish March 14, 2013

cockmungerer 

an individual who frequently and habitually mungers the cock

joe stop mungering the cock for fuck sake you cockmungerer

cockmungerer by chaz13123 February 28, 2009