by Phyrewall October 10, 2005
by Jimma October 25, 2005
juan: oie we, kiero coger
jesus: sta bien tengo unas suzie por ahi
(translation)
juan: hey bro, i wanna fuck
jesus: ok man i have some suzie over there
jesus: sta bien tengo unas suzie por ahi
(translation)
juan: hey bro, i wanna fuck
jesus: ok man i have some suzie over there
by deependendofthepool December 09, 2008
suzie is a penetration device with a mind control mechenism planted one end and a penis the other this mythological yet bionicle device sneaks up on its prey to penetrate through the rectum and delivers conformist thoughts and propaganda through its large and grotesqe deriverentitive.
It is these kinds of people who need to pry open their third eyes and achieve their state of metaprogramming which will in turn make them useful members of todays society, as opposed to all the dumbfounded dipshits who live their lifes going by what they have been taught is right and wrong, it is these kinds of people who need to learn to think for themselves and achieve their state of full concioussness.
It is these kinds of people who need to pry open their third eyes and achieve their state of metaprogramming which will in turn make them useful members of todays society, as opposed to all the dumbfounded dipshits who live their lifes going by what they have been taught is right and wrong, it is these kinds of people who need to learn to think for themselves and achieve their state of full concioussness.
Hey lets go trip on some shrooms and smoke some pot that way we can free our minds...
Suzie: bahhbahhgrahh
Suzie: bahhbahhgrahh
by special convincing tree carrots and pussy May 17, 2006
A Suzy is a rare and unique individual. Physically stunning in appearance, her outward beauty is immediately noticeable. She is taller than average, but then again, nothing about her is average. Lithe and graceful, with an infectious laugh and a smile that will cause the sensation of breaking in a mans chest, finally allowing one to understand what the movies are all talking about. Her personality envelopes you, rises to greet you, lifting you as you float in wave after wave of her. The laugh, her voice and the sense of fun and adventure and confidence she exudes is intoxicating. She has an aura of love and compassion about her. She is kind to a fault, to all animals. Even the humans. Forgiveness and faith are values and her integrity is inspiring. She often feels lost but she is loved and will be found as such. She is my favorite fucking niller of all time and she means the world to me. Shes an awesome person and everything will work out for her because God would not have brought her this far just to toss her on her head now. She is a straight gangsta with a carrot fetish. What's up doc? She will cheer you on and cheer you up. She is a best friend.
by kiahoyte February 27, 2019
An amazing girl, funny, smart, beautiful. A real catch. Men swoon to her, however, she attracts all, but is attracted to few. If a suzi is into you, you should hold on tight and never let her go, because suzi's are very selective and only keep company with the best of the best.
by Captain McAwesomeville January 25, 2011
The embodiment of all things sweet, nice, beautiful and cute. Often having a dark or dangerous side to watch out for.
by bam jam September 01, 2008