Cockturnal
Cockturnal by KaraSwag February 1, 2014
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Cockturnal
"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"
Cockturnal by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016
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cockturnal vision
Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.
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Sockturnal Effect
The phenomenon of going to bed with both socks on, and waking up with one sock completely off and the other sock completely on.
A) Dude! I fell asleep with both socks on, but I woke up with only one. I think I've been robbed by the sock gnomes!
B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.
B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.
Sockturnal Effect by Ajriceman March 13, 2010
cocktually
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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