Cockturnal

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(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.

"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."

Cockturnal by KaraSwag February 1, 2014

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Cockturnal

Someone who only jerks off at night

"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"

Cockturnal by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016

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cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.

Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.

cockturnal vision by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009

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Cockturtle

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

Cockturtle by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

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Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

Cockturtles by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

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Sockturnal Effect

The phenomenon of going to bed with both socks on, and waking up with one sock completely off and the other sock completely on.

A) Dude! I fell asleep with both socks on, but I woke up with only one. I think I've been robbed by the sock gnomes!

B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.

Sockturnal Effect by Ajriceman March 13, 2010

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cocktually

A pun for the word(Actually), in a sexual reference.

"Honey, you're so tight it cocktually fits"

cocktually by Mid + Radio September 12, 2006

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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