Cockturnal

(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.

"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."

by KaraSwag February 1, 2014

Cockturnal

Someone who only jerks off at night

"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"

by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016

cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.

Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.

by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009

Cockturtle

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

Sockturnal Effect

The phenomenon of going to bed with both socks on, and waking up with one sock completely off and the other sock completely on.

A) Dude! I fell asleep with both socks on, but I woke up with only one. I think I've been robbed by the sock gnomes!

B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.

by Ajriceman March 13, 2010

cocktually

A pun for the word(Actually), in a sexual reference.

"Honey, you're so tight it cocktually fits"

by Mid + Radio September 12, 2006