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Cockturnal 

(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.
"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."
Cockturnal by KaraSwag February 1, 2014
Words you can keep

Cockturnal 

Someone who only jerks off at night
"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"
Cockturnal by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016

cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.
Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.
cockturnal vision by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009

Cockturtle 

A word used when pissed off at someone.
You are a cockturtle!“
Cockturtle by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cockturtles 

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.
“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”
Cockturtles by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

Sockturnal Effect 

The phenomenon of going to bed with both socks on, and waking up with one sock completely off and the other sock completely on.
A) Dude! I fell asleep with both socks on, but I woke up with only one. I think I've been robbed by the sock gnomes!

B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.
Sockturnal Effect by Ajriceman March 13, 2010

cocktually

A pun for the word(Actually), in a sexual reference.
"Honey, you're so tight it cocktually fits"
cocktually by Mid + Radio September 12, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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