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cocktuina 

Aidan my boyfriend picked me a beautiful cocktuina
Your cocktuina smells sweaty
cocktuina by temporary December 12, 2018
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Cocktronamus Prime 

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

Cockgina 

A combination of three penises forming in such a way as to create a small enough passage way so that a fourth penis may fuck that formation of three penises. Usually the formation involves two penises, creating the lower portion of the cockgina, and the final penis on top, creating the upper portion of the cockgina and increasing the friction felt by the fourth penis.
Burris: Yo man, have you ever fucked a cockgina before?

Me: Ya! Ty, Danny, and Scott let me fuck their cockgina last night!
Cockgina by Sky Trees January 5, 2009

cockagina 

the genital organ on a female who resembles a male
rosie o donell has a cockagina
cockagina by bezeawu November 5, 2009

cocktical illusion 

The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.
Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.
cocktical illusion by hotmuffin July 19, 2010

Cockturnal 

(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.
"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."
Cockturnal by KaraSwag February 1, 2014

Cocktini 

A tasteful additive applied to the penis prior or during to fellatio. Whether it be whip cream, champagne or a starburst, a flash for the palette during all the hard work is well worth the plan ahead.
Sue wasn't looking forward to the birthday blow job, but had all the necessary components to put together a tasty cocktini.
Cocktini by Starfire & Stephanie October 30, 2010
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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