cockinass

its when your acting like you have a cock up your ass, AKA deuchebag or bein really bitchy.
OR you actually have a COCK up your ASS.

kurt is bomb

Miranda, your being such a cockinass.

by vaglover6989 August 31, 2009

Cockasseur

A great handler of cock.

Will is a classic cockasseur!

by nemandwill September 7, 2019

cocknasty

Nastier than the nastiest thing you can imagine. It's not just nasty, it's cocknasty.

Matt- I just farted.
Chris- Your flatulance is cocknasty!

by Snug-E Bling May 12, 2009

Cockass

Someone who is both a cock and an ass

Sean is a cockass

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010

cocknapstickulation

Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.

After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.

by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010

Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.

Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.

by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011

CockAss

Cockass
Pronounced: Cock Ass (Cok Ass) or (Cok Ayass)
Meanings: A word often said by Jack Black. Can be found on Jack Black soundboards. Usually meant as an insult.

Anyone saying the word: You are suck a CockAss!!
Person being called a CockAss: Your so mean! *crying and running off like a little bitch*

by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006