Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Cuckistocracy 

Cuckistocracy is a term meaning a state or country run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens collectively known as Cucks. The word was first coined by English author Thomas Love Peacock in 1829 as Kakistocracy , but was rarely used until the 21st century arrival of the Cucks. Hence the slight modification.
It takes a village of suckers to raise a cuckistocracy like Donald Trump’s
Cuckistocracy by Underdoggie December 19, 2016
Related Words

Cuckistocracy 

Any governmental body that is predominantly operated by self hating people with an absolute inability to think rationally, such as democrats, liberals, progressives, communists, socialists, statists, collectivists, fascists, or any group of people with similar ideologies, typified by a rabid desire to undermine any form of freedom, even the ones they hypocritically enjoy themselves, but most especially, the expression of any ideas that challenge or seem contrary in any way to their own sacred, self destructive, views.
Detroit and Chicago are fine examples of the cuckistocracy in action; voting for these morons over and over again is such an act of self hatred, it's as if the residents actually want to live in such abject misery.
Cuckistocracy by Orwellwasjustearly January 26, 2017

Cokeistocracy

Used to describe when Youtuber and esteemed cokehead Kyle Kulinski quotes Joy Reid's criticism of Donald Trump, usually followed by a reference to cock.
Look! David is going through a Cokeistocracy!
Cokeistocracy by plaguehvh June 26, 2026
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more