cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

cocktastrophy by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

cracktastrophy 

a cracked out idea gone wrong

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.

cracktastrophy by Sketchy Scott, Tweaky Tom February 24, 2008

cocktastrophe 

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

cocktastrophe by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Cocktastrophe 

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

Cocktastrophe by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

cocktastrophe 

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

cocktastrophe by asperger's September 5, 2012

Cracktastrophy 

When a crack dealer or a crack Fein has misplaced or spilled their crack.

It was a cracktastrophy.

Cracktastrophy by Kootneypook November 26, 2019

coketastrophy

when you buy an oz or more of blow and misplace, lose, or use it within minutes.

Finally copped azip after waiting all week, but it was a complete coketastrophy , I blinked and the whole thing was gone before I even got home.

coketastrophy by Bercunty July 15, 2026