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cracktastrophy 

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.

cocktastrophe 

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.
"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:
cocktastrophe by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Cocktastrophe 

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.
I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.
Cocktastrophe by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

cocktastrophe 

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.
There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.
cocktastrophe by asperger's September 5, 2012

Cracktastrophy 

When a crack dealer or a crack Fein has misplaced or spilled their crack.
It was a cracktastrophy.
Cracktastrophy by Kootneypook November 26, 2019

coketastrophy

when you buy an oz or more of blow and misplace, lose, or use it within minutes.
Finally copped azip after waiting all week, but it was a complete coketastrophy , I blinked and the whole thing was gone before I even got home.
coketastrophy by Bercunty July 15, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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