cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

cracktastrophy

a cracked out idea gone wrong

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.

by Sketchy Scott, Tweaky Tom February 24, 2008

cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012

Cracktastrophy

When a crack dealer or a crack Fein has misplaced or spilled their crack.

It was a cracktastrophy.

by Kootneypook November 26, 2019