cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012

Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.

How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.

by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)

-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!

by Home slice October 3, 2008

cracktastrophe

when a castastrophe occures while cracked out and goin through it

when Michelle realized she'd done all her crack and the city was dry...it was a major cracktastrophe

by Just Jen December 21, 2004