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when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

cocktastrophe by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

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Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

Cocktastrophe by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

Related Words

cocktastrophe • cocktastrophy • Codtastrophe • Coitastrophe • comcatastrophe • comtastrophe • cracktastrophe

cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

cocktastrophe by asperger's September 5, 2012

Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.

How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.

Coitastrophe by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

cocktastrophy by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)

-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!

comcatastrophe by Home slice October 3, 2008

cracktastrophe

when a castastrophe occures while cracked out and goin through it

when Michelle realized she'd done all her crack and the city was dry...it was a major cracktastrophe

cracktastrophe by Just Jen December 21, 2004

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026