cocksworthy 

The fake last name of a guy who likes to have a lot of sex

Hey there Richard Cocksworthy you think you got a chance with her/him/it/Q?

cocksworthy by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017

Consworthy 

A feeling you get when you're eager to run into a thornbush.

Also used to express your dislike or discomfort in regards to something, and you'd prefer to run into a thornbush than do that certain something.

"How are you feeling?"
"Consworthy!"

"Aw, why?"
"Got this loooaaadd of homework to do"

Consworthy by Llama! :) April 2, 2011

Flacid cocksworth 

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

Flacid cocksworth by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

cockworthy

Being worthy for the glorious cock.

Damn.. that Lindsay Lohan is soooo cockworthy! I'd fuck her ass, face, and ears!

cockworthy by MikeOrangeTrip June 11, 2006

cuckworthy 

When something is worthy of a cuck's attention or antics. Also used when a cuck attempts something

Cuck is often used as a pejorative to condescendingly describe a male who is sexually inadequate or sexually submissive. A male who submits to female authority as a form of virtue signalling, rather than owing to actual authority which is legitimate, reverent, positional or expert power. It implies a lack of masculinity on the part of the cuck.

Betafag: What are some cuckworthy movies or TV shows out there?

Cuck: I like Supergirl as a show, but her strongest superpower is putting her Super-Friends in the Super -Friendzone

cuckworthy by RIDDL3R February 19, 2017

cockworth hop

the process of jumping and jumping again to fake the spectacle of flight

man1: my word how ever did you get here before me in my jag
man2: why i did the cockworth hop my boy made great time
Man1: i wish i could do that but i cant get the time ing right
Man2: indeed it is tricky

cockworth hop by frogcloset November 21, 2005

Mr. Cockworthy 

A cock that is worthy of a sexy pussy.

My boyfriends cock is so large and my pussy is so sexy I have to say he is now known as Mr. Cockworthy.

Mr. Cockworthy by Amazing Amy October 13, 2014