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cocksworth 

A unit of measurement. Used in reference of the quantity of business meant.
"How much business do you mean, man?"

"Oh, about a cocksworth."
cocksworth by Mr. Patty January 18, 2009
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Flacid cocksworth 

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.
My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass
Flacid cocksworth by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010
Esteemed engine tuner based in Northampton, UK.

Previously confused as part of Ford Racing and Ford SVT because of their excellent rally successes with the Sierra Cosworth and it's derivatives including the RS200, whose insanely high performance meant most examples were written off and directly resulting in rally cars of its type being removed from the sport.

There are several "Cosworths" out there, including Mercedes and Vauxhall. Although because of the misconception these are Fords they never badge the cars as Cosworth; only Ford did this.

Audi are the current owners of Cosworth and their skill was involed in the Audi TT.

Yes. The Escort Cosworth was really a special short wheelbase Sierra with an Escort looking shell. Real Escorts have subtely different measurments.
The RS500 was called as such because of the 500 units that had to be sold to pass homologation, it's just coincidence that you can easily tune them to 500Bhp.

Cossies, whilst not as advanced as EVO sevens and the like, have far more style and personality.
Cosworth by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Consworthy 

A feeling you get when you're eager to run into a thornbush.

Also used to express your dislike or discomfort in regards to something, and you'd prefer to run into a thornbush than do that certain something.
"How are you feeling?"
"Consworthy!"

"Aw, why?"
"Got this loooaaadd of homework to do"
Consworthy by Llama! :) April 2, 2011

codsworth 

A Mr handy robot and the best companion in fallout 4
Codsworth is so cool. He is a great companion.
codsworth by =) goodtimes January 4, 2020
2.0 16V, Turbocharged BEAST of a car, highly tuneable, not for the faint hearted!! comes in 3dr sierra(2wd), 4door sapphire(2/4wd), and 3dr Escort(4wd). also known as "cossie"
Fook mee that was a "cossie" OR We've just been blown into the weeds by a "Cossie"

Colesworths 

noun

1. An Australian supermarket chain that simultaneously brings prices down, homogenises culture and offers the choice to buy what they tell you.

2. colloq. The pinnacle of the great Australian share-owning dream.
usage:

1. Farmer: It's all fuckin' Colesworths' fault.
Truck driver: I fuckin' hate these Colesworths slave driving cunts.
Hippy: Over my dead body will a fuckin' Colesworths be built here.

2. If these shares do a Colesworths, my empty life will have meaning.
Colesworths by slotharisor July 27, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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