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cocksworth 

A unit of measurement. Used in reference of the quantity of business meant.
"How much business do you mean, man?"

"Oh, about a cocksworth."
cocksworth by Mr. Patty January 18, 2009
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Flacid cocksworth 

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.
My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass
Flacid cocksworth by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010
Esteemed engine tuner based in Northampton, UK.

Previously confused as part of Ford Racing and Ford SVT because of their excellent rally successes with the Sierra Cosworth and it's derivatives including the RS200, whose insanely high performance meant most examples were written off and directly resulting in rally cars of its type being removed from the sport.

There are several "Cosworths" out there, including Mercedes and Vauxhall. Although because of the misconception these are Fords they never badge the cars as Cosworth; only Ford did this.

Audi are the current owners of Cosworth and their skill was involed in the Audi TT.

Yes. The Escort Cosworth was really a special short wheelbase Sierra with an Escort looking shell. Real Escorts have subtely different measurments.
The RS500 was called as such because of the 500 units that had to be sold to pass homologation, it's just coincidence that you can easily tune them to 500Bhp.

Cossies, whilst not as advanced as EVO sevens and the like, have far more style and personality.
Cosworth by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Consworthy 

A feeling you get when you're eager to run into a thornbush.

Also used to express your dislike or discomfort in regards to something, and you'd prefer to run into a thornbush than do that certain something.
"How are you feeling?"
"Consworthy!"

"Aw, why?"
"Got this loooaaadd of homework to do"
Consworthy by Llama! :) April 2, 2011

codsworth 

A Mr handy robot and the best companion in fallout 4
Codsworth is so cool. He is a great companion.
codsworth by =) goodtimes January 4, 2020
2.0 16V, Turbocharged BEAST of a car, highly tuneable, not for the faint hearted!! comes in 3dr sierra(2wd), 4door sapphire(2/4wd), and 3dr Escort(4wd). also known as "cossie"
Fook mee that was a "cossie" OR We've just been blown into the weeds by a "Cossie"

Colesworths 

noun

1. An Australian supermarket chain that simultaneously brings prices down, homogenises culture and offers the choice to buy what they tell you.

2. colloq. The pinnacle of the great Australian share-owning dream.
usage:

1. Farmer: It's all fuckin' Colesworths' fault.
Truck driver: I fuckin' hate these Colesworths slave driving cunts.
Hippy: Over my dead body will a fuckin' Colesworths be built here.

2. If these shares do a Colesworths, my empty life will have meaning.
Colesworths by slotharisor July 27, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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