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Dasani

Dasani is Coca-Cola's bottled water brand that apparently sells well in some markets. By using a new filteration technique similar to that used in cell function or dialysis the water is cleaned and minerals added.

Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.

More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.

Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.
...and Dasani was quickly withdrawn before the debate and even marketing had really begun.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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pinball song

The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.

The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.
by dj_monged August 28, 2004
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communist wine

Made by the inapropriate mixing of vodka. Can also mean paint stripper, meths strained through a loaf of bread, cheap alcohol.

Also Russian wine
Holy fuck. That tramp's got himself a bottle of Listerene, and it's barely even dark.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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Urban Exploration

Like hiking, but in other people's buildings. Most urban adventures take place in derelict buildings, but also includes any location you can access without forcing entry.

Remember a joint and a camera to celebrate reaching the summit of your local really tall building.

Probably started by students living in halls in really big old universities who liked to explore all the tunnels and hatchs. Has even been featured on shows like Buffy and X-Files, firmly locating it in the "not cool, but fun" section of modern culture.
When urban exploring you should carry ID and consider if you have any suspicious articles on you, even a penknife can constitute a weapon if you manage to really make a dick out of yourself.
by dj_monged August 28, 2004
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Argos

Greek Mythology. The ship in which Jason sailed in search of the Golden Fleece.

Astrology. A constellation in the Southern Hemisphere.

On the Uk highstreet this is a pretty nasty shop where chavas buy awful gold jewellery and cheap widescreen Tv's. Also a stockist of cardboard like furniture.
I bought another fucking coffee table from Argos this week end, the last one partially dissolved when the lads spilt beer on it.

Check out me fucking dusters, mate. Anyone trys to slap me and I'll knock their fucking teetn out.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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jurassic

Quite simply when you pour all of the hard alcohol at a party into one big jug and pass it around.


From Dictionary.com:

Of or belonging to the geologic time, rock series, or sedimentary deposits of the second period of the Mesozoic Era, in which dinosaurs continued to be the dominant land fauna and the earliest birds appeared.
We so made jurassic at that party last night and like, everyone, was puking by midnight.

In the jurassic period dinosaurs ruled and birds began to appear.
by dj_monged August 2, 2004
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Dagenham Dogs

Polite term for English built Fords, especially the XR series of Baby Killers and joy rider chariots.
Check out The Geezer in his XR3, flipping everyone the finger and trying to race everything from M3's to old women.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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