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AOL

Unsolicited provider of free coasters and provider of a web browser that actually uses custom compression to fuck your images right up, server side.

God Bless a company that thinks it can make a profit by selling to the nïave, uninitiated and hungry for tech support.
In the future all companies that eat up lame customers will be called doing an AOL.

Using AOL is exactly the same as buying something from proactive telemarketers.
by dj_monged August 12, 2004
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Intel

Who gives about micro-electronics when the first tv ad this company made had a bus load of guys in pastel colored NBAC suits who'd leap out and start doing bad dance moves any where, any time, with no warning?

That's some shit to live up to, AMD.
Hyperthreading 64 bit OS compatible on die first level cache in a super special heat transferring package still doesn't mean much when it's running Windows, m'lad.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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Ghost in the Shell

Very stylish anime set in a future where the boundaries between the virtual and real worlds are blurred, and hence the concept of existence too.

In this world where bodies are interchangable you are generally considered a person if you have a "ghost line"; special code that cannot be artifically created.

The comic discussed different kinds of intelligence and had a fair amount of political commentary. The final appendix opened the very real idea that major Kusanagi, the lead role, must have died along time ago by being copied.

Heavily influenced by Bladerunner, the first ever Cyberpunk novel and arguably the first ever science fiction novel.
We are ghosts in shells.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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Pixies

One of Nirvana's quoted influences, having a similar self destructive, downbeat feel that personifed the Grunge movement in the early 90s. The Pixies were a little more colorful and violent sounding than Nirvana and had a good female vocalist on some tracks.

The Pixies are Surfer Rock, but their style is from Psychedelic to Punk to New Wave
The song "Where is My Mind" at the end of Fightclub re-kindled some interest in their style.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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paranoia

Having a memory involving something dark and repressed and sweating profusely whilst you wonder just who else knows.

A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.
Paranoid psychosis, a.k.a. 3 joints too quickly.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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chip

Generally a small piece of fried potato.

In America a chip comes in a special silver moon-bag and is able to withstand atomic blasts. Sometimes the chip comes in a card tube and is manufactured to aeronautic levels of tolerance in regards of flavor and shape.

In the Uk chips come wrapped in yesterdays news and vary greatly in quality and flavour, although are pretty much as dull as a staple food can be.

If you want the Uk equivalent of a chip, it's a crisp. And yeah, we have the little foil lined bags too.
Was putting Olestra in Pringles' chips really a good idea?

A bag of chips on the way back from the pub is never a bad idea.
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
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monkey

Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.

Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.
Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.
by dj_monged August 27, 2004
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