dj_monged's definitions

Beat Down

A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.

That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?

by dj_monged August 8, 2004

pinball song

The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.

The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.

Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.

by dj_monged August 28, 2004

monkey

Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.

Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.

Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.

by dj_monged August 27, 2004

Kevin Spacey

Verb; to have a Kevin Spacey.

When the highlight of your day really was masturbating in the shower.

Aw, man. I fell asleep in a meeting with the director today, I so don't know how I didn't get sacked. It was a total Kevin Spacey.

by dj_monged August 8, 2004

muntered

The dangerous, heady combination of taking one too many E whilst drinking heavily.

When you're so high that eating something, smoking a joint or drinking water will be of no help whatsoever.

Can, of course apply to other drugs, usually speedy ones.

Havin' a good one?
I think so mate, but fuck me, am I muntered.

by dj_monged August 15, 2004

s0ck

Possibly a 1337 sock, assumably these boys and girls put their sockets in them.

Replacing numerals for characters is getting old, quick.

h4x0r.thirteen- im so gonna go to the store and buy poptartz
leet_hacks@w- don't forget to put on your s0cks. xxx
h4x0r.thirteen- my WINS0CKS?
leet_hacks@w- ...
leet_hacks@w- right, enough of this mindfucking drivel. i'm off to buy a gun and some vodka. fuck you all.
h4x0r.thirteen- ...
h4xor.thirteen- yeah, me too. lets kill our sorry asses.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

paranoia

Having a memory involving something dark and repressed and sweating profusely whilst you wonder just who else knows.

A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.

Paranoid psychosis, a.k.a. 3 joints too quickly.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004