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Colesworths 

noun

1. An Australian supermarket chain that simultaneously brings prices down, homogenises culture and offers the choice to buy what they tell you.

2. colloq. The pinnacle of the great Australian share-owning dream.
usage:

1. Farmer: It's all fuckin' Colesworths' fault.
Truck driver: I fuckin' hate these Colesworths slave driving cunts.
Hippy: Over my dead body will a fuckin' Colesworths be built here.

2. If these shares do a Colesworths, my empty life will have meaning.
Colesworths by slotharisor July 27, 2010
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Chesworths 

A bunch of incests that finger each other’s bum. Pops likes Ava the best wink wink and ufff check chloe
Chesworths are nice
Chesworths by Chesworths November 10, 2020
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Covesworth 

Somebody who is overly strict and self-righteous regarding COVID-19 measures, to the extent that it is lacking in common sense. Analogous to a jobsworth.
Karen was arguing that we should enforce a 6 month national lockdown because of a handful of covid cases. She wears masks outdoors, even when no-one is around, and gives people scathing looks if they sneeze. She is an absolute covesworth.
Covesworth by 5aal5nji January 2, 2022