conswatter

He who never responds via social media or text.

Natalie is such a conswatter

conswatter by plumpest56 April 15, 2015

cockswatter 

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

cockswatter by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

conshitter 

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

conshitter by KN14 July 8, 2010

Constanter 

Someone who is constantly doing something.

He is such a constanter whenever it comes to breathing.

Constanter by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018

Conshitterate 

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

Conshitterate by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

Conshitter 

Consider the shitness

Conshitter this party

Conshitter by Ashtrays tazer December 5, 2014