cocksquatter

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks

"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"

by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006

cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

cocksquawker

a gay man who incessantly talks about being an arse bandit as if its the best thing in the world. normally those who have recently come out and think everyone should know their shitty secret.

Baz - "oh my god! im gay and i love cock!

Lobo - "yeah thats the 69th time you've told us cocksquawker!"

by iantho December 9, 2008

cock squatter

1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.

1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."

by Willis A. April 16, 2008

Coochsquatter

A drunk bitch who decides to take off her panties in the middle of the road, thus exposing her coochular region whilst squatting to make urine.

You hear about the coochsquatter last night? I heard that she made so much urine that the car slipped.

by Drewcifer69 December 12, 2012