cocksquatter
cocksquatter by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006
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cockswatter
a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.
Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)
cockswatter by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009
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cocksquawker
a gay man who incessantly talks about being an arse bandit as if its the best thing in the world. normally those who have recently come out and think everyone should know their shitty secret.
Baz - "oh my god! im gay and i love cock!
Lobo - "yeah thats the 69th time you've told us cocksquawker!"
Lobo - "yeah thats the 69th time you've told us cocksquawker!"
cocksquawker by iantho December 9, 2008
cock squatter
1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.
1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."
cock squatter by Willis A. April 16, 2008
Coochsquatter
A drunk bitch who decides to take off her panties in the middle of the road, thus exposing her coochular region whilst squatting to make urine.
You hear about the coochsquatter last night? I heard that she made so much urine that the car slipped.
Coochsquatter by Drewcifer69 December 12, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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