Gumper's definitions

cockstick

An insult often used to describe someone who is both "smart like a stick" and the proverbial cock. This generically defines one who is overtly mean and malicious in his/her attitude but does not have the intellectual backing to have any authority in any realm of life and its works. Cockstick.

That guy is such a cockstick

by Gumper April 24, 2006

Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021

Gumpin' it

when you fuck someone whos not quite retarted but almost there.

"i was Gumpin' it last night with that chick in the freezer room in the back bro"

by gumper November 22, 2021