Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

Cockstacle by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

Copstacles

Usually, when in a hurry to get somewhere you are forced to slow down due to a sighting of one or two cops or more.

Dude, I was so late for work this morning and I had to avoid three different "copstacles" and I had to slow down. It made me so late, but hey atleast I didn't get a ticket. Whew!

Copstacles by Marissa Louise October 7, 2007

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota

thats a very nice cocktable

cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

Cocksicle

The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.

Cocksicle by SK the Legend-ary May 9, 2012

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) 

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

cockstacker 

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.

"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."

cockstacker by B Sinclair February 7, 2007

cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.

Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed

cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005