Cockstika 

When someone draws a swastika out of cock.

I drew a cockstika on the whiteboard and I got suspended.

Cockstika by Poopybutt111111 November 22, 2019

cocksuckage 

A warm, yummy mixture of fresh cum and saliva. It's what slobbers down my chin and onto my boobies if I don't swallow every last drop after giving a blowjob.

Janie: Girl, what's that all over the front of your blouse?

Stephanie: Oh, I was giving Tom a blowjob over my lunch hour. He pumped such a big thick load into my throat that I couldn't swallow it all in time. I didn't have time to change blouses, so now I've got cocksuckage all down the front of me.

Janie: Can I lick it off before it dries?

cocksuckage by Steph M. October 23, 2007

Cockstig

A whore.

Man I hope you didn't fuck that cockstig dude... I hear she has crabs.

Cockstig by cockstig August 29, 2016

Cockstipated 

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

Cockstipated by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

cocktical illusion 

The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.

Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.

cocktical illusion by hotmuffin July 19, 2010

cockspike 

nervous tremble in the penis with a feeling needles in the shaft

joe got a cockspike and had to stop fucking.

cockspike by Kennyzisme April 23, 2009

Cockspiracy 

A situation where you can't decide if there has been a cock-up or a conspiracy.

Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!

Cockspiracy by Barrattino January 16, 2014